highb100d: foolserrant: missjadeharley: ...
i can't even handle all of the "it's gonna be may"...
they’re all over my dash i cannot reblog them all but omg
tomorrow, it's gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna......
sometimes when i drive this guy to cadets i just think “you’ve fucked my friend” and then i start to think about it too much and i get weirded out and then i miss the turnoff and make an ass out of myself
omg shut up nobody asked you for your opinion
nippleback: my dad called me to his room and he was like “there’s a monster under my bed” and i checked and it was one of those energy drinks omg
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
lukehasmeowmix: Running for your life From Shia Labeouf He’s brandishing a knife It’s Shia Labeouf Lurking in the Shadoooooooows Hollywood Superstar Shia Labeouf
dad: why did you say omg three times in one sentence
me to myself after every single thing i do: god dammit
africans: welcome to the internet please leave your sense of humor at the door
i think that i get lonely too easily