the people who think harry and louis are dating because they, like, are close and stuff really need to come to my cadets sometime. these two incredibly straight guys will just grab each others balls sometimes. and just the other day one of the guys walked in and the other one was like “oh my god simon you’re looking so cute today” it’s just what some guys do. it’s...
people should skype with me k?
i tried to find my irish breakfast tea
i couldn’t. how could this happen to meeee~?
my sister: fanfiction is actually really good!
nooo asighawlfew i forgot to get my irish...
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
seriously we should hang out and you can teach me how to not hate beer and we can be assholes to each other and not be sappy and i would like that a lot.
My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
iwritesinsnotfanfiction: what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha
sufferingpariah: if you’re ever feeling regret, just remember that some people have tattoos of internet memes
going to buy myself some irish breakfast tea tomorrow because i’m fucking shameless
how to make a rum and coke:
pour yourself a large glass of rum fill with a small amount of coke until drink turns brown and people don’t think you’re an alcoholic