i can never take naps because i end up waking up like 9 hours later and it feels like a century has gone by and i get so confused about my existence
i just want to hang out with people literally every day why do people not understand that for real
there’s a canada day party going on downtown tomorrow and i want to go so bad for real but it’s supposed to thundershower or something
setmyw0rldonfire: how come band guys can have such skinny legs and I can’t
so here’s an awkward story. i was out with my friends today and i decided to go home cause i felt like shit but i ended up getting sick at the transit station and i puked in a garbage can and some lovely mom came to assist me but omg so embarassing. why do i do the things.
why must i end up feeling like shit on the day i have stuff planned for real.
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
do something embarrassing spend the next 10-15 years remembering it in excruciating detail at random moments
-onyourknees: CODY NEEDS TO WATCH THIS OMFG HE’D PEEE
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