Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
daisyfairy: dude is a gender neutral pronoun
saiyanking: when people dont text me back i get really mad but when people text me and i don’t answer until three days later that’s okay because i’m me
Interviewer: Favorite lyric off of Dirty Work?
Alex: 'Errybody gettin kinda crunk, I think some dude just grabbed my junk.'
Alex: I was really working the heart strings on that one.
Alex: I wept as I wrote it.
legallyblained: tom daley is like finnick odair though because when he was 14 it was weird to sex him up but now he’s 18 everyone’s like OH YEAH WORK THEM SPEEDOS MMM DIVE BOY DIVE or is that just me
icwok: changing themes is such a traumatic experience
framesjanco: i don’t think i’ll regret one direction in the future bc i’m too busy regretting one direction in the present
seriously, if a guy ever decides to propose to me do not let him put the ring in food. i’ll eat that shit.
she’s a gross, english, titty, vampire
my mum literally just said the words ‘bevvies and girl talk’ while talking to one of her friends. r u drunk
drconnors: explaining doctor who to people who haven’t seen it should be a sport
earthtochyann: sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
asgl;ajdf they’re making a new firefighting television drama. don’t give a shit if it’s awful, i’m watching it.